how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
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