I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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