You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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