But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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