Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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