How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
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If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
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I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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