Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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