dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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