quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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