I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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