I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
Randomize
