did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
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