Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
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and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
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Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
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