My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Best friends brother. Beat that.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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