I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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