Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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