love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
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Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
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GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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