uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
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