Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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