So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
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