sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
Randomize