It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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