Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
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