there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
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I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
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do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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