Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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