Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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