11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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