what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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