Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
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