Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I can't turn off my feet"
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Randomize
