I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Banned from zoo.
Again?
either way he was missing a nipple.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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