This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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