then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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