So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
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casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
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I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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