she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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