My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
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