Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
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