Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
My breasts were aching with rage.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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