There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
If I die, sorry about rent.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
