Me. At least after what I've been through.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
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About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
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I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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