I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
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Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
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It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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