so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
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I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
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Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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