it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
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