She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
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i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
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The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
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