I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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