i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
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