I think im going to throw up on grandma
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
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a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
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Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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