So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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