ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
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I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
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Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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