just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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