hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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