JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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