with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
even my farts smell like vagina
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
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Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
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Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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