i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
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then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
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And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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